Anne Hathaway Is Sick Of Getting Asked Why the Internet Hates Her, So Let’s Remind Her

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Its been four years since Anne Hathaway won her Oscar, and she says that she still gets asked in almost every interview about why the Internet detests her so much. She plays a monster in her new movie, so in a new interview with Jezebel she talked about people treating her like a monster in real life. In typical Anne style, she acts like shes above everything there is, saying that even though I wouldnt have chosen to go through it, I still observed a lane to be grateful to it. Like, genuinely? Do what you have to do, but grateful seems like an odd option of words for people bullying you online. She even took it a step further by adding, “How the world been thinking about me has nothing to do with me, ” so clearly Anne has missed the degree of all of our articles( if you’re read, Hi Anne !) and it’s unlikely she will listen to our advisory opinions and do less. Oh well, it was a noble attempt on our parts.

Here at Betches, we absolutely havent been participating in Team Anne since, and we stand by everything weve said. Heres how we see it: of course Anne Hathaway is a person and we guess it’s riling that she ever gets asked about people hating her, but thats not our faulting and it doesnt mean we have to suck up to her all of a sudden. So in case youre believing to yourself here are 10 important reasons Anne still cant be staying with us.

1. Her Damn Oscar Speech

It wasn’t enough “that were” forced to watch her speech, but then she came out later and said her speech was “fake” and she wasn’t actually happy when she won her Oscar. Like, just when you think someone can’t get any more fucking riling, they cling desperately to their four-year-old Oscar win, constantly reminding the public that it happened, and then have the gall to come out later and say they weren’t even happy about it.

2. She Single-Handedly Ruined The Last Batman Movie

And that’s mentioning a lot, considering Christian Bale was still trying to make that nasally Batman voice happen.

3. She’s A Thief

She literally stole a centerpiece from a galaa centerpiece made by Dior that was probably very expensive, might I addand then posted about it on Instagram, presumably to show how “cool” and “edgy” she is for stealing a piling of( artfully arranged and decorated) newspaper. Watch out, we got a badass over here!

4. Whatever The Fuck This Is

This is how I will die: at the hands of Anne Hathaway dressed as Kevin Federline.

5. That Time Jimmy Fallon Let Her Rap On TV

Anne probably supposed she was sooo cool because she knew the words to “Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe”( congratulations, you’re on the same level as every sorority girl ). Let’s not forget that this rap was brought to us by Jimmy Fallon, the same human who ruffled Trump’s hair on television. Is Jimmy the real problem?

6. That Time She Ruined The Oscars

It says a great deal about you when you manage to make James Franco appear cool and collected in comparison. It also says a great deal about you when you manage to make James Franco visibly uncomfortable. If anything should have served as a come to Jesus moment, it was the 2011 Oscars.

7. When She Wore That Cerulean Sweater

And then had the fearlessnes to act like she was above the very same fashion industry that created that ghastly knock-off cerulean sweater.

8. When She Belief This Was Something We Craved To See

WTF even is that? You’re not a 16 -year-old kid from New Jersey in an 18 -and-up club. Set that away.

9. She Looks Ridiculous In A Suit

Oh god. My eyes. There’s just so much going on here, and all of it is equally heinous. I wish I could go back in time to before I read that suit. It was a simpler time.

10. She Stole Emily’s Trip To Paris Like A Little Bitch

And then, to add insult to injury, threw her phone in the fucking water fountain and quit her job in the middle of it! What an ungrateful, grostky little biatch.

So basically, Anne, we don’t hate you because you’re riling. You’re riling because we dislike you. No, wait actually, we absolutely hate you because you’re riling. Sorry if you see this Anne, have a great day!

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