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10 alternatives to the F word

September 13, 2008 by  

I’m sure most of you say F**K at least once a day…. but let’s face it, it’s not pleasant and definitely not nice to use around kids.

So, to try and help you out here are 10 much more polite and child friendly replacements for the F word.

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  1. Fudge (Get the fudge out of here!
  2. Pete (For Pete’s Sake!)
  3. Frickin (Frickin hell)
  4. Balderdash (Oh Balderdash!)
  5. Feck (Feck!)
  6. F (He was screaming F’ing bloody murder)
  7. Farmer (You Melon Farmer!…. Melon replacing Mother)
  8. Donald Duck (I don’t give a Donald Duck).
  9. Puck (Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!)
  10. Fiddlesticks (Oh Fiddlesticks!)

Let us know if you have any others

Comments

2 Responses to “10 alternatives to the F word”

  1. bob234 on September 19th, 2008 5:07 am

    You’re so fucking insightful!

  2. Dara Dalton on January 9th, 2009 11:02 am

    hi
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    good luck

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