1. You will NEVER have to worry about someone proposing to you like this:
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3. No one will ever feel like it is totally OK to tell you their pooping habits:
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7. No will ever make you be a part of a hideous couple’s costume.
8. You will never have to wear matching outfits with anyone, like a 5-year-old.
a couple with matching adidas outfits #idontunderstand #why
9. Or outfits that don’t make any sense unless you’re standing right. next. to each other.
Came across another one of the worst couples in the world today at the airport @BarstoolBigCat
10. And nobody will ever be able to talk you into tattooing your grossness all over your body:
11. You will never be forced to consider these kinds of life or death questions:
These kinds of couples are gross
12. You will never have to decipher someone’s weird and insane love notes.
I hate couples like this. Especially calling your bf “poopyface”..stop
13. You will never ruin your friendships from excessive PDA.
With the number 1 arcadia PDA couple #whyamihere #stawp
14. You will never have to worry about what anyone else is doing online.
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15. You will never have to take up running just because your significant other decided to.
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16. And no one will ever think it’s totally cool to just air all your dirty laundry online.
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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/singleness-is-best
