1. You will NEVER have to worry about someone proposing to you like this:
3. No one will ever feel like it is totally OK to tell you their pooping habits:
4. And you will never have to have any text conversations like this:
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7. No will ever make you be a part of a hideous couple’s costume.
8. You will never have to wear matching outfits with anyone, like a 5-year-old.
9. Or outfits that don’t make any sense unless you’re standing right. next. to each other.
10. And nobody will ever be able to talk you into tattooing your grossness all over your body:
11. You will never be forced to consider these kinds of life or death questions:
12. You will never have to decipher someone’s weird and insane love notes.
13. You will never ruin your friendships from excessive PDA.
14. You will never have to worry about what anyone else is doing online.
15. You will never have to take up running just because your significant other decided to.
16. And no one will ever think it’s totally cool to just air all your dirty laundry online.