16 Horrible Things Single People Never Have To Deal With

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1. You will NEVER have to worry about someone proposing to you like this:

2. Or expressing their love to you like this:

3. No one will ever feel like it is totally OK to tell you their pooping habits:

4. And you will never have to have any text conversations like this:

STOPPPPP

5. Or deal with being friends with your ex-spouse on Facebook.

6. No one will able to trick you into taking insane wedding photos.

7. No will ever make you be a part of a hideous couple’s costume.

8. You will never have to wear matching outfits with anyone, like a 5-year-old.

a couple with matching adidas outfits #idontunderstand #why

9. Or outfits that don’t make any sense unless you’re standing right. next. to each other.

Came across another one of the worst couples in the world today at the airport @BarstoolBigCat

10. And nobody will ever be able to talk you into tattooing your grossness all over your body:

And nobody will ever be able to talk you into tattooing your grossness all over your body:

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11. You will never be forced to consider these kinds of life or death questions:

These kinds of couples are gross

12. You will never have to decipher someone’s weird and insane love notes.

I hate couples like this. Especially calling your bf “poopyface”..stop

13. You will never ruin your friendships from excessive PDA.

With the number 1 arcadia PDA couple #whyamihere #stawp

14. You will never have to worry about what anyone else is doing online.

15. You will never have to take up running just because your significant other decided to.

16. And no one will ever think it’s totally cool to just air all your dirty laundry online.

SINGLE LIFE IS TRULY BLESSED.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/singleness-is-best