10 Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Say In Your Dating Profile If You Want Matches

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I once had a dating app bio that mentioned, Still trying to get over my ex-boyfriend, actually behind on my rent, and need someone to give me their Hulu password!

, I didn’t get many right swipes.

It’s hard to know what to put in a bio on a date app, but apparently, it’s what I wrote. While I still have not mastered exactly what does work on a dating app, I definitely know what doesn’t.

So here are 10 things you definitely should NOTput in your dating profile if you want to get matches.

1. I’m Not Good At Bios

Well, clearly. I can tell that from this bio.

You’re better off having no bio than putting this, because this is neither informative, creative, funny.

It’s lazy, and you’re insulting yourself. Hey, what aren’t you good at while we’re at it!

2. I Adoration Drama!

Because everyone else loves drama SOmuch.

Actually, perhaps you are able to set this. I think it’s really funny.

3. No Short Guys

You’re going to reject a entire population of people just because of their stature? That’s size-ist.

Guess what? Your soulmate are liable to be 5’8. That means the most incredible human with a fantastic personality, a great job, and who couldbe an astounding father to your future kids, could potentially not message you just because he’s a few inches too short for your penchant and you scared him away.

What if a guy hadno brunettes on his profile? You’d think he was an asshole, right?

Don’t be a jerk. Date a short guy. They require adoration, too.

4. I Desire Burning Man

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Going to Burning Man call, I like to roll around in the clay , not shower for periods, and have revelries next to weird art installations made of scrap metal.

While a bio like this might attract other Burners, it won’t inevitably get you a date with tell, a medical doctor. Maybe save talking about your love of Burning Man for the third largest date.

5. I Want Babies, Like, Yesterday!

You don’t need to tell the world that your biological clock is ticking. Retain that info to yourself until you’ve been dating for a few months, and it’s appropriate to start talking about kids.

You don’t need to show up to date one with those baby socks you’ve been knitting and a child volume with your first child’s epithet already picked out.

Slowwww your roll, girl.

6. Let’s Say We Met At The Market

No! How about you don’t start off your relationship with a lie?

You didn’t satisfy at world markets, at a bar, or on an airplane. You met on a date app. So if you joke that you want to lie and say you met elsewhere, it shows that you’re potentially embarrassed about being on the app and look down on him for being on there, too.

There’s no disgrace in your play. is on a date app. In the future, utterly no one will satisfy in real life. That’s what technology has done to society.

7. Simply Swipe If You Want To Meet Up

Ah, stimulating requirements before you’ve even started talking. That’s definitely something that scream, This is the kind of girl I want to be dating.

It’s best not to start off your relationship with an ultimatum. It doesn’t give the best first impression. Instead, why don’t “youre leaving” that out of your bio, and once you start talking, say you’d rather meet in person than message?

Yes, there aredifferent and friendlier ways to get the same result.

8. I’m A Princess, So Treat Me Like One

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Unless you are literally a princess, absolutely do not write this. It basically translates to I am a high-maintenance disaster.

9. You Better Have A Task!

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If you’re insisting that he has a job, you better have a great undertaking, too. Don’t be slanging some chic tea on Instagram and insist that the guy you match with be a doctor or an astronaut.

Sometimes, we are looking forward things in our spouse that we don’t even have or provide for ourselves. We want our partner to be patient and a good listener, when we’re demanding and refuse to listen to their side of the story.

Don’t simply swipe right on supermodel physicians if you, too, are not a supermodel and doctor. It’s good to have criteria, but let’s likewise remain realistic here, OK? It’s feelings that count.

10. Aquarius And Introvert!

No one needs to know your astrological sign, how often you sage your house, or your personality type. He can find that out through dating you. And most likely, this will make any guy run for the hills specially if he’s an extroverted Gemini.

Is there anything you propose putting or not putting in your dating profile? Let me know in the comments.

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