Top 5 NFL Fantasy Football Rookie Sleepers of 2008
September 14, 2008 by Tom · Leave a Comment
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If you play NFL fantasy football like me, you always have to be aware of the sleepers that nobody knows about but they light up the field unexpectedly especially the rookies. Even if they were great in college, it doesn’t mean they’re have the same success.
Anyways, here are my top 5 NFL fantasy football rookie sleepers of 2008. Pick them up if you can before they’re all claimed off free agents!
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10 alternatives to the F word
September 13, 2008 by Tom · 2 Comments
I’m sure most of you say F**K at least once a day…. but let’s face it, it’s not pleasant and definitely not nice to use around kids.
So, to try and help you out here are 10 much more polite and child friendly replacements for the F word.
- Fudge (Get the fudge out of here!
- Pete (For Pete’s Sake!)
- Frickin (Frickin hell)
- Balderdash (Oh Balderdash!)
- Feck (Feck!)
- F (He was screaming F’ing bloody murder)
- Farmer (You Melon Farmer!…. Melon replacing Mother)
- Donald Duck (I don’t give a Donald Duck).
- Puck (Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!)
- Fiddlesticks (Oh Fiddlesticks!)
Let us know if you have any others
20 of the dumbest warning labels ever
September 12, 2008 by Tom · 3 Comments
Everyone has heard of a variation of the poodle in the microwave story… you know the one where the old lady dries her poodle in the microwave then sues the microwave manufacturer for not putting this warning on the product.
photo credit: Wayne_Parrack
Well even though this is an urban legend that has it’s roots way before microwaves existed, it’s popularity is surely partly responsible for the utterly ridiculous warning messages that manufacturers often apply to their products.
I once heard that a pack of peanuts had a warning about the product containing nuts! I don’t think this is true but some of the examples below are almost as bad.
Here are 20 of the dumbest examples of this phenomenon:
- CD Player > Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult
- Electric Router > This product is not intended for use as a dental drill
- Chainsaw > Do not attempt to stop chain with hands
- Dishwasher > Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher
- Fireplace Log > Caution, risk of fire
- Sleeping Pills > Warning: May cause Drowsiness
- Underarm spray deodorant > Do not spray in eyes
- Hair Dryer > Never use hairdryer while sleeping
- Laser Printer Toner > Do not eat toner
- Small Wheeled Wheelbarrow > Not intended for highway use
- TV Remote Control > Not dishwasher safe
- Car Windscreen Sun shield > Do not drive with sun shield in place
- Bathroom Heater > This product is not to be used in bathrooms
- Air Conditioner > Do not place hand in fan whilst fan is running
- Bicyclist’s Shin Guards > Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body that they do not cover
- TV Set Manual > Do not pour liquids into the TV
- CD Player > Warning: Dangerous warning inside
- Birthday Candles > Do not use soft wax as earplugs or any other function that involves insertion into body cavity
- Baby Stroller > Remove baby before folding
- Aim-n-Flame Fireplace Lighter > Do not use near fire, flame or sparks
This list was sourced from the book “Unusually Stupid Americans” published by Villard in 2003
12 Hyped Up Utterly Crappy Websites
September 11, 2008 by Tom · 5 Comments
There are tons of websites on the WWW that are wildly successful but come to think of it, are nothing special. In fact, they look ugly and are filled with shit. he only reason that people flock to these sites till date is because of the hype.
1. Myspace
Myspace takes the crown for the ugliest social networking website out there. Although it may be the biggest, that doesn’t make it the best and it’s success is down to the fact it was one of the first social networking sites out there. Nowadays it’s not cool, hugely over rated and used by social networking users as a no.2 or no.3 profile behind their facebook or bebo profiles.
http://www.myspace.com
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Top 10 Sexiest Female Poker Players
September 11, 2008 by Tom · 2 Comments
As Poker gets bigger worldwide, there are more and more players making a name for themselves. But out of all the poker players, how many of them are sexy women? Well, I made a list of who I thought was the top 10 sexiest female poker players.
Shana Hiatt
1. Shana Hiatt – You probably won’t see Shana playing too much poker but you’ll definitely see her on the World Poker Tour and Poker After Dark as she’s an announcer and Hostess. She has to be arguably one of the hottest women representing poker today!
Top 5 Weapons I Love To Use In Quake
I’m sure everyone has played Quake at some point in their lives. The game’s so insanely fun, that’s it’s almost impossible to stop playing. Yes, I know many out there, call it mindless violence, but heck! mindless violence is the closest thing to entertainment I’ve seen 
Obama Smokes McCain Online
September 9, 2008 by Tom · Leave a Comment
Some interesting stats here to get stuck in to. I’ve analyzed McCain & Obama’s online stats and there’s only one winner. I’ll let the stats do the talking 
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Top 5 Ankle Breaking Videos
September 8, 2008 by Tom · Leave a Comment
We all love seeing a good ‘ole ankle snap in half! Here’s 5 of the best bone snapping videos around…
3 Hottest Female Tennis Players
September 7, 2008 by Tom · 5 Comments
Yet another collection of hot sportstars. This time, it’s only restricted to tennis but the sizzle still exists 
#3 – Elena Dementieva
God bless Russia for the amazing players they produce. Dementieva is currently ranked World No. 4 and she is the highest ranked Russian player. Impressive, eh?
Top 4 Keyword Research Tools
September 7, 2008 by Tom · Leave a Comment
There are a variety of keyword tools available on the market, but we bring to you the best of the best. These tools are all you need to make sure your SEO efforts bring fruit.
1) DigitalPoint Keyword Suggestion Tool
The DigitalPoint Keyword Suggestion Tool combines data from Overture and WordTracker. This is highly beneficial to the user as it’s always better to get two streams of data in order to obtain an accurate picture by means of comparing the data. You can ascertain the profitability of a keyword if both the numbers arepretty close and after doing some basic keyword research that particular keyword is found to have high “niche keyword power”. I’d say the DigitalPoint Keyword Suggestion Tool is a decent enough tool which maybe pretty helpful at times.
2) NicheBot
NicheBot is perhaps the most comprehensive keyword tool but it comes at a price. You can search WordTracker, Google and Overture at the same time. It also has some innovative features like Thesaurus which presents you the closest 10 synonyms with relatively high searches.
3) Keyword Discovery
Keyword Discovery is constantly trying to compete with the great WordTracker but falls pitifully short. For one, the captcha which keeps popping up is highly irruating. The interface is a complete muddle and it’s very difficult to navigate around their site. One advantage they ahve voer WordTracker is that you can search as far as 12 months back as opposed to searching for a keyword’s history only upto 2 months back in WordTracker.
4) WordTracker
WordTracker is often synonymous with keyword research and experts highly recommend it as the the keyword tool whcih gives the most accurate results. It is the ONLY keyword tool which actually allows you to mine for long-tail keywords.
